The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Soctc**kalypse.

For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation...

Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard b**tard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.

Strap in NZ! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!

‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments” ★★★★ – Chortle UK

 
‘Australia’s funniest comedy character’ ★★★★ – Sunday Mail

Tour presented by Laughing Stock Productions.
 

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HEATH FRANKLIN’S CHOPPER
THE LAST HARD B**TARD ON EARTH – NEW ZEALAND TOUR 2025

KERI KERI 
Turner Centre
7pm , Thursday 2 May 
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AUCKLAND NORTH SHORE
Bruce Mason Centre (as part of NZCF)  
7pm , Friday 9 May   
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ROTORUA
Sir Howard Morrison Centre
7pm, Saturday 10 May   
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GISBORNE
War Memorial Theatre
7pm, Sunday 11 May
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TAURANGA
Baycourt Community and Arts Centre
7pm, Wednesday 14 May   
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HAWKES BAY  
ToiToi - Hawke's Bay Arts & Events Centre
7pm, Thursday 15-May   
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WELLINGTON
The Opera House (as part of NZCF)
7pm, Friday 16 May
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  PALMERSTON NORTH   
Regent on Broadway 
7pm, Saturday 17 May
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NEW PLYMOUTH   
TSB Showplace
7pm, Sunday 18 May   
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QUEENSTOWN
Memorial Centre
7pm, Thursday 29 May
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AUCKLAND CBD   
Sky City Theatre
7pm , Friday 30 May   
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HAMILTON
Claudelands    
7pm, Saturday 31 May   
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NELSON
Theatre Royal 
7pm, Thursday 12 Jun   
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CHRISTCHURCH
Isaac Theatre Royal
7pm, Friday 13 June
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DUNEDIN
The Regent Theatre
7pm , Saturday 14 June  
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INVERCARGILL
Civic Theatre 
7pm, Sunday 15 June  
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